Stone

The sexiest man I’ve ever seen, very quiet and respectful but will kick your butt with his black belt whenever needed. Everyone wants to be around him but he doesn’t care, he just goes with the flow and goes where the water takes him. Best surfer I’ve ever known and even if he didn’t surf everyone would think he does because he is the cutest little surfer boy I’ve ever seen

Man that stone kid is rad

by ReginaDrawbridge May 24, 2023

Ghost Stoned

When you are so stoned you see dead people, people of your passed, and a ghost like being.

Dude I got ghost stoned last night and my dead granny came in and everything got fucked up.

by Bad weather August 29, 2017

Stone german

Stone is acc the bolloks see him on nights out all the time he always messing about with his ankle cause that’s how big his knob is. Would love a peice of that one day

Give me a stone german

by Sdog May 20, 2019

Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone

"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."

by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025

stone

me

I am me my name is Stone.

by dingdongdinosaur February 4, 2024

Stone Hand Syndrome

(SHS): being unable to dangle even the shakiest, hack beer league defense-man.

"your Stone Hand Syndrome cost us another power play scoring opportunity you dick."
"i'm not putting you on for the final 2 minutes, your stone hand syndrome won't get us that game winning goal."

by showerfart69 August 19, 2013

Mike Stone

A Mike Stone is the definition of 'bitchboy'

Stop being such a Mike stone and get of the phone

by GrantR January 3, 2017