As Happy as a Squeezed Snake

To add the fluid into the gas station windshield washers, first you need to squeeze a snake. The manufacturers of the washer fluid squeeze the snake which allows the washing fluid to come out of a snake. This takes off a lot of weight from the snakes, making them very happy that they have been squeezed dry.

"Dude what are you doing, Why are you smiling so much?"
"Dude i'm as happy as a squeezed snake!"

by iiWolfyii January 20, 2020

The Snake Skin

After banging a girl with a comdom...u pull out, leeving the condom (snake skin) within her to slither around for up to 3 weeks...but leaving you w/ a new fresh layer of under skin which will soon mature

i gave her the snake skin last nite and now posess a new underskin

by joe nameth June 18, 2007

snake bite

a snake bite is a nother word for a hickie!

"did you see the snake bite on mike's neck?"
"yeah that tutor was sucking on his neck all night long!"

by sercee July 23, 2006

there’s a snake in my ass

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

solid snake

in reference to fecal matter, taking a solid dump

dude, i just took a huge solid snake!

by HUNK6677 June 27, 2008

snake a cold cruiser

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

by golden richards August 15, 2009

paradise tree snake

a flying snake that's crazy...also it can eat animals in the air (head first)

Damn, it's a paradise tree snake!

by justin82 May 30, 2006