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Smash And Dash

Damnit i just got smash and dash again
by notvictorchavez January 27, 2018
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Smash Burger Denial

An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
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Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone
"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."
by nixymushy April 22, 2020
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Smash

To eat a bunch of food or lots of drink while sober or not sober.
I smashed on that burger last night!

I smashed that 6-pack
by Kittykat331 December 23, 2019
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Smashing Day

The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.
Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.

Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?

Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.
by debit.servus April 4, 2013
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smash boy

When your mum tells you, you have to be home by a certain time
I cant go to ur yard i am on smash
Go home u smash boy u have to be there by 5
by Wavey.G May 24, 2018
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kiwi smash

The act of getting your rear end rear ended by a large newzealander
Did you hear what happened to andrew?

Yea i heard he really regretted his kiwi smash
by Yaboyz26 December 31, 2018
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