National be nice to short people day

On November 4, you need to be nice to people under 5'4

If you are not nice to short people then watch out for the monster under your bed for it is national be nice to short people day.

by vertigoe? October 13, 2021

Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties. :P

Yeet your short bestie day- is a day where you yeet ur bestie for being short! October 24th!

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021

National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

National Kick a short person day

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

long feathered short brimmed hat

One way that certain men can secretly identify with each other. Probably started in Texas or Oklahoma.

When I first moved away from home, I was relieved to welcomed by other men with long feathered short brimmed hats.

by Muslim Goat January 3, 2023