Fuck Short People 

You get to fuck and toss around anyone who is 5’6 and under for the month of September and October. Their consent is that if the President touched little people then we can touch short people.

Hey man did you hear about Kurgan after she was tossed around by Atlas?

1: No man, what happened?

Well it all started on this new holiday called “Fuck Short People”. She was thrown around and because a submissive person.

1: Damn, I missed my chance then.

Fuck you man, your day is coming up tall fucker.

Fuck Short People by ShortPeopleArmy September 8, 2021

National short kid day 

Every kid under 5’5, will be appreciated by giving them your snap (if your not ugly) and giving them a hug. Through (September 1st to August 31st)

Where is my hug at its national short kid day did you forget?

National short kid day by Tommy21st till I burst September 17, 2021

Lucas short 

He loves fortnite and Minecraft and roleplays

Lucas short your cart poggersq

Lucas short by BusyCade2 September 18, 2021

National Short People Named Marius Day 

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1

Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.

National Short People Named Marius Day by Short People Inc October 14, 2021

National Short People Day 

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

National Short People Day by nonrupt October 20, 2021

Slap short kids 

November 1st is slap short kids day.

AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.

Slap short kids by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021

Cooper Short

TV head

"Cooper short is a TV head."

Cooper Short by FatWhiteRipper November 21, 2021