russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane
Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!
by child_of.g0d June 17, 2021
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Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.
Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon
by Nunchuck April 09, 2022
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Russian Steam Pipe

After Bump firing your AK, shoving it up the dude's ass who daily asks to bum a cigarette.
Tired of hearing daily, "Do you have an extra smoke?",you Russian Steam Pipe the poor bastard. Problem Solved.
by Clint Torres February 27, 2014
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creepy russian uncle

A middle aged uncle from Russia that attends every local sports event.
Guy #1: Dude your Creepy Russian Uncle was at my sisters field hockey game again.
Guy #2: Sorry man he never misses a game.
by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014
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russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived
*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 07, 2022
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Russian Meat Grinder

Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.
You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!

Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder
by Dr. El Todd October 23, 2009
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Russian elephant stomp

This happens when a man is about to "cum" the girl stomps her foot on the guys ball sack as he releases.
when you want to feel the sensation of the organs in the prostate so to intensify it you give me the russian elephant stomp.
by sodanification February 13, 2011
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