ripped diesel

The art of being super duper shit faced. As ripped is to drunk, ripped diesel is to super drunk.;

"last nite I chugged a fifth of jameson and did six jager bombs, then switched to redbull and vodka, I was ripped diesel"

by hoss guy December 30, 2011

Rip Chord

The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.

Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.

by You rReal Name February 12, 2021

Rip Van Winklin'

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle

"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."

by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022

Rip

Tobacco rolled in a piece of the wrapper from a single roll of toilet paper. Commonly found in the county, state or federal incarceration systems, but can be used anywhere at anytime.

Yo, it's toilet paper day; grab an extra roll for the cell so we can roll some rips.

by C rok June 11, 2019

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

rip and ship

The illegal practice of copying a movie disk (DVD or blu-ray) and sending it back to the rental service immediately, then watching the copy later.

I don't have time to watch enough movies to make it worth it, so I rip and ship to keep the queue rolling.

by hondyhon March 7, 2012

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017