Rice

To lay a smack down on a ratchet ass hoe

Imma bout' to rice this bitch

by Nohary September 21, 2016

Rice Cream

The mixture of ice cream and rice. A classic British summer treat, typically served from ice cream vans.

Jason: I say Geoffrey, this is utterly spiffing weather today.
Geoffrey: Mmm quite, you fancy joining me for a cheeky rice cream?

by DjordanP August 23, 2015

Nigger fry rice in my asshole

A Black man’s asshole is so thermally hot that one could achieve fried rice on it
Example:

Person 1: “Jamal I wish I had fried rice”
Person 2: “Ling Ling, Nigger fry rice in my asshole, a black man’s ass is always hot”
Using a black man’s asshole to cook fried rice

by Ling Ling the chink July 31, 2024

Rice filthies

This is the ultra-alternative to Kellogg’s Rice Crispies. Instead of wholesome Snap, Crackle and Pop hanging out in your cereal bowl, Rice Filthies offers you Shit, Piss and Motherfucker. First seen in Hustler Magazine’s comics section back in the ‘80s.

Momma, pour me a big old bowl of Rice Filthies please!

by ValimarGirl July 29, 2021

Big Mac V Fried Rice

A Carey Baptist College school yard fight which involved a fat idiot fighting a scrawny Asian retard. Shocking ending - the Asian retard won.

I watched Big Mac V Fried Rice. Ben kicked his ASR’s.

by Gagemdeep April 8, 2022

The Rice Master

The Rice Master is not one who should be taken lightly. The Rice Master is one with the rice having complete omnipotence over rice and it’s likeliness. The Rice Master knows all.

Yo fam make sure you declare your rice to The Rice Master so you don’t get in trouble fam.

by The Rice Master March 18, 2024

rice burn

A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.

Asian: Hey man do you have any ramen?
Human: No, you are Asian.
RICE BURN

by DUk369 February 14, 2012