Porn Goblin

Someone who watches porn a lot, too much in some cases. A porn goblin may be secretive about their porn watching habits others may be open about it.

Fred "I don't watch that much porn!"
Bob "Don't lie Fred we all know you're a porn goblin"

by secretslut October 17, 2013

backstage porn

When porn stars describes in what goes into an episode or shoot, such as outfits, accessories, scripts, venues, etc. Things such as STD testing happens beforehand, as well as kinky role plays demanded by the master of the set to "try out" the girls he hired.

As a porn star, I'm expected to describe where I get my nails done a certain color, hair done a certain way, and sex scenes rehearsed before a shoot in a backstage porn episode.

by galsgals805 February 28, 2017

ampty porn

When people do sexual acts on musical equipment especially amps . The amp is often used to excell tge moans of the orgas

Dude I had sex with this chic on an amp yesterday. Hardcore ampty porn

by TWE123 July 27, 2014

Dinosaur porn

Defined as: Porn that is classified as old, due to the: date, Low quality, and more active Porn Women

I grew tired of watching big booty thots get fucked by Young residents of the hood, so I went to dinosaur porn to see BeautyDior in

her prime.

Dinosaur Porn is defined as:Old porn

by Pussy Piper October 6, 2020

Sneaky Porn

SKEAKY PORN:
(Snē•kē - pôrn)

1. VERB: The act of surreptitiously placing pornographic images in hidden, unexpected places, whereby a person would unlikely, yet eventually stumble upon it.

See: Sneaky Poo

2. NOUN: Pornographic images that are found after being purposely hidden in unexpected places as a practical joke.

1. "We're gonna Sneaky Porn that house!"

2. "I just found Sneaky Porn in my fireplace!"

by Tristessa_27 October 8, 2014

porn-skip

The act of skipping ahead when watching pornographic material online. Primarily happens when the porn-skipper is searching for his preferred sexual position or would simply like to fast forward to the climaxing.

I porn-skipped through this video only to realize there was no money shot.

by TheFooz February 28, 2017

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021