Poo Hands

What results when people have a poo, and don't wash their hands.

The transfer of faecal matter from the anal passage to the palm of ones hand.

"Dudes, I was having a slash today, and Adam came in, had a disgusting great shit, then didn't wash his hands! He's eating his lunch now with serious poo hands."

by Weekeseylovespies February 24, 2009

Poo addiction

Somebody who is addicted to the sight, sound and smell of faeces.

Steve: There was a noise in the room, I looked round and James was watching me taking a Tom turd.

Ethan : Yeah bro, that chaps got poo addiction.

by Sharted in the library May 24, 2015

fish poo

A juvenile code word which means bastard. Generally used in elementary schools from about grades 3-6.
bass = a type of fish
turd = another word for shit
bass+turd = fish poo or fish poop

4th grader A: That fish poo Brandon nailed my beach.
4th grader B: What a little bastard.
4th grader A: Dude, shut the flip up! Our teacher is right behind you!

by a certain mr. potato June 10, 2014

Poo Fuck

Poo fuck is a person who will happily fuck any ones poo for money.

$2 for poo fuck.

by The_Urban_Definer June 19, 2016

Poo radish

after taking a shit there are poo radishes(dried poo) left on your ass. Leaving you to pick it

i picked my ass and sniped someone with poo radishes

by JJJ33 October 30, 2007

Stabbing Poo

Anal Sex

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.

by Rob Bi February 9, 2004

Poo nuts

When a persons testicles have caca on them. More predominant in babies buys.

Jeremy has major poo nuts, do you mind changing his diaper?

by Francois M October 16, 2008