poop squirt

When your poop fucking squirts asshole

I ate hot wings last night now I got the poop squirts

by Stailballs May 22, 2016

poop shards

1. When you take an unusually sharp shit. So sharp that it comes out wearing a tux, a top hat and a monocle.

2. Mr. hanky all dolled up.

1. Before my fundraiser last night, I dropped a few poop shards and decided last minute to allow the fanciest one to accompany me as my date. We turned heads.

by Mackerel shit storm February 9, 2014

Poop Party

Make A Big Poop In A Bag And Throw it At People :)

Paper:Hey Bob My Friends Having A Poop Party

Bob: Ohh Great I Love Bags Of Throwing Poop!

Bob& Paper:Poop Partys Yayy!

by Cornflakes1125 March 25, 2012

Ninja Poop

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone

"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."

by drewh762 October 14, 2011

Get pooped on!

The act of getting owned in a fps game.

Joey: Get pooped on! you little noob. *Kills entire enemy team.

Other team: Go have butt sex you homo!

by Suchy May 1, 2010

air poops

A really bad fart that smells like poop but no poop is present. Sometimes followed by poop sweats and then the poop chills.

Dude did you just poop your pants!?!?

No, I've just got the air poops which means I better find a bathroom soon! Pooping is my priority right now!

by daaangdude January 7, 2012

poop square

the symbol for the national federation of poop enthusiasts

poop
o o
o o
poop

"All stand and pledge to the poop square"

by Jesse Owensby May 4, 2008