old earth creationism

Old earth creationism is a branch of creationism that holds to much of the secular dates assigned to the earth. Many hold to the day age idea that the creation days (Hebrew yom) could be eons or so of time. They reject macroevolution, particularly darwinian, and state that all creatures, including tiktallik, were either created by God or microevolved .

He adheres to old earth creationism.

by happyatcommonsense January 25, 2015

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The Old Scottsdale Mist

When your are getting your salad tossed and you fart just enough to spray some mist into the air.

Cj was getting his salad tossed by Brigate when he gave her The Old Scottsdale Mist.

by 1wisch March 7, 2019

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Creepy old men

Usually defined as old (and/or significantly older), overweight and unattractive. They are usually in their mid-thirties to forties and older. They could have one of these traits or all three. The name is applied to these individuals who creep and stare at young adolescent boys and girls as well as high school and college aged females and males. In a female's point of view, we are freaked out by these guys and find it scary that someone as old as our fathers and/or grandfathers are sexually attracted to us. Other than that, we make fun of them for thinking they have a chance with us young-ins.

Normal 17 year old girl walks by a group of creepy old men and they creepily stare at her and have lusting eyes. 17 year old girl is creeped out by this and runs away.

by weirdworld November 22, 2010

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Old Dan Tucker

A super hot, smart, funny, overall amazing fox of a man.

"Damn! Did you see that guy that just went by?"

"Yes! He was a total Old Dan Tucker."

by Extra Bec April 14, 2010

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smell like old

To have that indefinable, yet distinctive smell commonly found in old people's homes, clothing, nursing homes. Usually a mix of mothballs or cedar, a week's worth of cooking smells, unwashed clothing with a dash of b.o. and incontinence. Known to cling to clothing and hair of other folks after visiting old neighbors or relative.

Dude. You been hangin' out with gramma? You smell like old.

by whoopi July 23, 2006

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