Shitting liquid is where your bowel movements expelled substance is less solid than a chocolate milk shake, often as a resultant leaving the toilet bowl looking like an early Picasso piece. Severe cases and liquid professionals have been known to shit more on walls than in bowls
Hey man did you see in that toilet? Looks like someone is shitting liquid, yeah that arsehole has destroyed the bowl with that mad dump
by Dirk Rictor December 6, 2016
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Get the Shit mom mug.Old shit: is bringing up something that happened over a week ago into conversation just to make your point or argument valid.
by Coldfeetbindder April 5, 2017
Get the old shit mug.A shit that takes one to two wipes max to become cleaner than a whistle after dropping a deuce. Takes one to two wipes, absolute tops. An ultimate Christmas shit, however, is when you wipe once and come to realize that the first wipe wasn't even necessary in the first place. The opposite of a halloween shit.
George: Yo mikey, you left like two minutes ago, I thought you said you had to take a shit.
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
Mike: I did bro, it was a Christmas shit!
George: That's crazy bro, I never get those. You're mad lucky.
Mike: Right? Santa's gonna be good to me this year, I just know it!
by JoeMama1247 March 15, 2022
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Did you get a load of michelles shit hopper? I think elliot popped it when they were fucking, there is shit EVERYWHERE!!!!
by Ralph Land June 29, 2008
Get the shit hopper mug.Usually applied to computer software or a system that's a mess at every level. The more you investigate the problem, the more problems turn-up in a seemingly never-ending fractal of shit.
"This entire system was written by retards. It's just shit, built on shit, built on shit. It's a shit-fractal."
by MyPseudonymNameWasTaken March 7, 2013
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by mregina April 17, 2016
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