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Noob

Obviously someone who extremely good at everything. Video games, school, and a great friend. Not bad at anything either.
by Anonymous 184753 February 7, 2019
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BikeRace Noob

A bike racer who falls of hhis bike into the finish line and asks the crowd if he won the race.
Commentator Tower
Commentator 1: Here we are at the finish line of of the Tour De' France.
Commentator 2: here we are two war tie- Number 293: Ryan Adams, and Number 257: Scott Danels.
Commentator 1: Bad News! It looks like 293 is losing control!

Commentator 2: He just falled into the finish line!
Commentator 1: Lets Go to Commentator 3, Linda Furray.

Finish Line
Commentator 3: Linda Furray here on the finish line as number 293, Ryan Adams just lost control and fell onto the line. Ryan do you have anything to say or ask?
Ryan Adams-293: Did I win?
Commentator 3: Sorry to say but these 3.8 Million People, Ryan Adams is a BikeRace Noob.

-----Extra-----
ESPN Commentator: Here we are as we see the top 5 racers results in the Tour De' France
Scott Daniels-257: 1st
Robert Murray-786:7th
Evan Clay-983:23rd
Frangie Rojers-924:874th
Ryan Adams-293:1,978th
Ryan Adams was acting like a BikeRace Noob.
This concludes ESPN Live
by ICanTStanDYoU1399 June 15, 2011
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Noob

Noob is someone who not know how to do something and they keep on ask questions or they just IDK how to do stuff
Guy 1: Hello random dude
Guy 2: How to play this and what u do with this and why u do this and how u do this etc...
Guy 1: Bruh u noob
Guy 2: What is a noob
Guy 1: *screams*
by TheRobloxLemonDemonGamer September 17, 2022
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noob potty

in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty
They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.
by birminham November 9, 2012
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noob

like a geekish person absolved in programming/computers yet does not bite the heads off chickens.... yet, like a geek...
that noob is wrestling to find out that simple software coding answer.
by GarageSailor January 12, 2024
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Noob

Noob- Noun: Acting stupid, not doing a smart thing, being wierd or nerdish.

Noober- Noun: Step up from the word Noob. Acting extremely stupid, and emotional.
Noob- You Noob!

Noober- Your a Noober!
by Ms. Smarts April 7, 2011
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noob

The non-binary/enby term for boob. (see also, moob)
That's a nice noob you got there, can I see the other?

They've got some good noobs.
by GoddessOfHappiness September 28, 2021
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