Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Matthews are great for Zara's

He is funny Matthew

by ahahahahdbfmfgnfxfgh May 5, 2019

Matthew

A 6’8 little cock guy that cannot dunk even thought he is 6 foot and 8 inches tall. He reminds me of a twig I could break him in half with my fucking knee. Every time I see that skinny fuck I just wonder... how can he not dunk.

God imagine not being able to dunk and being a “Matthew”

by Kevbot L😂L May 6, 2019

Matthew K

Sloppy pig who likes bbq sauce and has a lot of dandruff.

Matthew K Is a sloppy pig who
likes bbq

by Krusty Weirdo 997 December 2, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is Lowkey a beaner. He’s super shy and weird. He’s in a very serious relationship with Wendy. He plays baseball and he kinda thick.

“Omgg are you going to Matthews game on Saturday”

by Dezi anaiya December 6, 2019

Matthew

He is an amazing guy who has a crush on that sophie bitch who is blonde and blue eyed🤢 she has a crush on him too probably but I think he should be with ellie because I'm hotter

Matthew is the hottest brown haired boy out there

by Elllllll December 8, 2019

Matthew Arnold

Got a girlfriend but little does he know his big ginger friend has been expanding her pussy everytime he hits it.

Oh no Wyatt don’t do the Matthew Arnold;)

by Wiggy tight December 8, 2019

Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .

matthew owens is a cunt

by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019