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Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!
Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)
by Whatugondo October 18, 2020
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matt giammanco

a kid with lots of moles who likes 9 year olds
by Connor Waiting October 19, 2020
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matt leonard

Ugly and gay ass white guy he is a terrible coach and sucks at quarterback
matt leonard is bad at QB
by beastasswhiteboy October 13, 2013
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matt branford

Definition - A douchbag who always wears a benie hat and smokes alot. Normally having long brown hair that covers his eyes
Look at that weirdo! He must be a Matt Branford.
by josh eggil April 25, 2011
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Uncle Matt

Uncle Matt is a slang term used to refer to someone who is involved in the illegal sale and purchase of marijuana and shoplifting. The phrase "the only thing down low for Uncle Matt" is used to describe the activities that he is involved in. It implies that he is involved in activities that are not socially acceptable and that he is trying to keep them hidden from the public. Shoplifting is a crime and the sale and purchase of marijuana is illegal in most places,
Just been chucking a uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Uncle Matt

Slang term for someone who smokes weed and Shop lifts
What you been up to?
Chucking an uncle Matt
by Chaddy Matty January 14, 2023
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Matt Brumley

When Matt Brumley shows up, it's time to work
by Matt Brumley January 21, 2023
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