I didn't know your address so I took the machine.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
by Pajek April 11, 2006
by Mars87 February 18, 2023
Who was that handsome fella mosquito machine gunning you?
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
Oh, that's my boyfriend, you should meet him.
by casserole surprise November 5, 2014
A machine that forces you to pay it to get access to your rightfully owned money. Also a popular job career for criminals
by hairy penus May 18, 2023
My Grandma Machines Are So Wet.
by Mr. MooMar July 12, 2010
A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
by Dschizo March 15, 2018
(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 9, 2020