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take a hike mike

When mike pisses you off to much, you just have to tell him to leave - derived from take a swim Pim. Is multi-functional, can be used to tell anybody seriously or affectionately to fuck right off.
Person 1 - Isnt it time to go home ben? You've had 10 pints.

Person 2 - Take a hike mike, im in this for the whitey.
by mikethehiker February 21, 2017
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mike's hard lemonade

a quite tasty malt liquer beverage that leaves a nasty resin in your throat after a night of drinking it
i got crazy hockers from drinknig mike's
by tmcheat May 3, 2005
mugGet the mike's hard lemonademug.

The Mike Main Special

A sex act in which you preform 5 positions in 5 minutes and then blow it on your partners chest.
Guy 1: I gave a girl the Mike Main Special last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
by The kid99 November 1, 2009
mugGet the The Mike Main Specialmug.

MIKE THE COOL ONE

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.
Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"
mugGet the MIKE THE COOL ONEmug.

Mikes Hard Effect

Named for Mikes Hard Lemonade, which everyone knows is a drink for women, but is probably really good, and if you drink it once you will like it and order it out with the guys and they will ridicule you forever.

Can be applied to addictive things (drinking, smoking, certain foods) or just things you don't want to like (appletinis, teen dramas on tv, crocs)
Michael is watching One Tree Hill again. He watched that crap once and now he is suffering from the Mikes Hard Effect.
by UNCFrady October 23, 2008
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Mike "Rusty" Balszac

A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.

This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection
Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!
by CJW1972 June 11, 2009
mugGet the Mike "Rusty" Balszacmug.

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls
Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.
by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006
mugGet the big mike and the twinsmug.

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