Ronnie Matthews

The coolest person you can meet. Girls will love him he is also very athletic but his most favorite sport is Basketball. His skin tone is medium brown . His hair is black he's left handed.

I think i'd want a Ronnie Matthews

by Left handed Stephen Curry October 5, 2018

Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

Thomas Matthew Crooks

A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.

Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"

by eurodancing July 13, 2024

Matthew

Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's

hello Matthew

by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022

MATTHEW

MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.

MATTHEW IS SARCASTIC, ENTERTAINERZ GOOD AT HEART AND CHILLAXED PERSON

by George_dcunha November 24, 2021

matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!

"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"

by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013

Matthew

A Matthew (or Matt/Mat/Matty/Mattie) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Possesses a very funny, odd sense of humor. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. They've had a hard life, but never gets kicked down and stays down. They change for the better, and stronger than ever. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matthew's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matthew, don't let him go. None other compares. Matthews are great for Zara's

He is funny Matthew

by ahahahahdbfmfgnfxfgh May 5, 2019