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Life Enhancers

Substances that make every day life more interesting by means of inebriation.
Some examples of life enhancers are THC, lsd, E, salvia (at least 20x extract), shrooms, beef jerky, etc.
by T Mart January 17, 2008
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Cancer of Life

Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:

Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed

Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
Cancer, Cunt, Bastard, Cancer of life
by Barndoor April 2, 2010
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Perfect Life

Someone who has no reason to complain about their life.
I went to school with identical triplets named Allison,McKenna,and Zoey. Almost everyone considered them the most beautiful girls in school. They were cheerleaders. They were very,very well-liked. They all made straight A's and in all A.P. classes. A far as I knew they were rich (my god you should have seen the car the got picked up in) ,and had an amazing family. Those girls always had a smile on their face. So yeah,I guess you could say they had a perfect life. XDD
by ew go away. January 17, 2010
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life-force

The gooey milky stuff we all come from.
Also a company that collect jizz.
Yeah... and then she drained the lifeforce right out of me in the copy room...
by graphic1 May 5, 2005
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Life coaching

A person who makes tons of bad decisions and bad life choices but still feels the need to give you advice and how you can improve yourself even though there lives are in the gutter.
Me and Melissa just broke up and Dan who is on his third wife was giving me relationship advice. He was really life coaching me.
by alberto89 February 28, 2021
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Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.
Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.
by Pialinist August 13, 2020
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life update

Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.
Sarah “let me give up a quick life update”
Veronica “ok tell me about it
Sarah “ this year I ...”
by Mb0703 March 8, 2018
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