life update

Updating someone about your life of someone updating you about there life.
Sarah “let me give up a quick life update”
Veronica “ok tell me about it
Sarah “ this year I ...”
by Mb0703 March 08, 2018
Get the life update mug.

life-force

The gooey milky stuff we all come from.
Also a company that collect jizz.
Yeah... and then she drained the lifeforce right out of me in the copy room...
by graphic1 May 05, 2005
Get the life-force mug.

Life Enhancers

Substances that make every day life more interesting by means of inebriation.
Some examples of life enhancers are THC, lsd, E, salvia (at least 20x extract), shrooms, beef jerky, etc.
by T Mart January 16, 2008
Get the Life Enhancers mug.

Normal Life

Something that we all used to be very good friends with, until Rona came along and stole it from us, just like the person who steals your best friend.
Ah, normal life. I used to be good friends with it.
by Pialinist August 14, 2020
Get the Normal Life mug.

Perfect Life

Someone who has no reason to complain about their life.
I went to school with identical triplets named Allison,McKenna,and Zoey. Almost everyone considered them the most beautiful girls in school. They were cheerleaders. They were very,very well-liked. They all made straight A's and in all A.P. classes. A far as I knew they were rich (my god you should have seen the car the got picked up in) ,and had an amazing family. Those girls always had a smile on their face. So yeah,I guess you could say they had a perfect life. XDD
by ew go away. January 17, 2010
Get the Perfect Life mug.

still life

Art of inanimate objects such as fruit, glassware, flowers and so on. Usually traditional art but also digital art, photographs and more. One of the most common compositions is a basket of fruit.
Person 1: What do they call art with non-living stuff that's just standing around?
Person 2: I think you're thinking of Still Life-art.
by FwooshEye November 26, 2012
Get the still life mug.

Cancer of Life

Someone who takes being a repulsive individual almost to far. The only solution being a most agonising death, preferably lynched and set on fire:

Male 1: Oh Jesus christ its that Go Compare advert with that fat cunt who looks like pavarotti on his death bed

Male 2: He's a cancer of life mate
by Barndoor April 02, 2010
Get the Cancer of Life mug.