livejournal

a place for emotionally disturbed teenagers to whine about their fucked up lives and about their broken hearts. these people have no lives but have quick wit and write brilliant thought provokers that tend to be about a page long so the only people that read them are kids just like yourself. but hey, that's one way of making friends. whatever floats your boat. and, hey, i'm one of those kids.

OOO, I just slit my wrists. Better go tell livejournal.

by Black_My_Eyes November 20, 2006

liver searcher

One whos penis is so large that it penetrates past the vagina and into the liver.

Bedster told me that his dick is so large that it is a liver searcher. I then replied with "yes mon."

by kill21345 October 11, 2005

Liverpool Fan

Generically known as a worthless asshole. But more precisely, is an incessantly annoying or obnoxious person who escalates their behavior the more they are ignored. Basically the most pathetic losers in the world.

Don’t be such a Liverpool Fan, aka; don’t be a pathetic twat.

by Normal-human-being-29 April 16, 2022

go-liver

a woman that is extremely promiscuous, that does every kind of sexual act possible, and known to man. Sexual acts such as: blow job, anal, oral, hand job, ear, nose, titty fuck, cheek fuck, three some, kamasutra, menage trois, etc etc.

Did you see that bitch at the club, Trayneisha, she was doin some crazy thangs wit all dem niggas, she a go-liver!

by TITTYSLAPPERMOTHERFUCKER August 11, 2009

All lives matter

Black lives just dont, all lives do

All lives matter dude

by Am I cool December 12, 2020

liver lips

Liver Lips is a term of endearment for a close friend...

"What's up, Liver Lips???"

by HWAN_E_SAN August 23, 2003

Liverpool Fc

One of the most succesful clubs in England, holding the most European Cups 2 more than their arch rivals Manchester United. People often refer to their fans as "glory supporters" but they probably have the best supporters in England, with the famous Kopite and most of their fans ACTUALLY live in Liverpool unlike Manchester United who do acutally have glory hunting fans!

United fan - What team do you support?
Liverpool fc fan - Liverpool
United fan - Haha they're shit
Liverpool fc fan - How many European cups have you won? Who won 4-1 at Old Trafford?
United fan - shut up we're still better!
Liverpool fc fan - How?
United fan - Dont know im thick and dont know anything about my team and going to support someone else when we start loosing games
:)

by liverpool4life92 May 28, 2009