kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.

1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.

by The Cap N' June 19, 2020

Kick a Crongleous Day

October 19th, the one day where it is encouraged to kick a crongleous. Can be celebrated other days, but October 19th is the official day.

Hey forehead you crongleous guess what, it's Kick a Crongleous Day!

by Gabe Lysol October 20, 2019

Kick a ginger day

On April 11th you can kick a ginger

Gavin- Wow that Kim girl is a ginger I wish we could kick her

Everyone- Actually it’s April 11th or national kick a ginger day

Kev dawg- Let’s get her!!!

by GavinGo April 11, 2023

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.

You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.

by ew-david October 6, 2022

Kick di bucket

Someone that died. Passed way.

The lady from down the road had kick di bucket, God rest her soul.

by Mizthickgyal20 September 6, 2019

kick some bot

To play against the AI opponents in a video game and give them a serious beating.

The phrase "KICK BOT!" can be used to encourage yourself and your team mates before attempting to fight a challenging AI opponent.

Gamer Dude: "let's play some versus!"
Wimpy Dude: "Nah! You always beat me."
Gamer Dude: "Ok... well let's kick some bot then."
Wimpy Dude: "Alright! Let's do it!"

by EmteeMoe December 15, 2008