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kick-start the dog

1. The act of tucking one's semi-erect penis behind their leg and then kicking that leg rearward in order to stimulate a fuller erection.

2. Tucking ones fully erect penis behind their leg and forcefully hiking that leg rearward in order to smack a woman performing fellatio under the chin.
1. I was taking a shower and sprang a semi so I used some hair conditioner to kick-start the dog.
2. Your ex-girlfriend kept talking while giving the weakest head I've ever received so I kick-started the dog and smacked that bitch in the face.
by The Cap N' June 19, 2020
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Kick A Dumbass Day

Every day on the 9th of November, anybody that has ever done anything to annoy you is done for. You have permission to kick them multiple times.
"Y'know, Brandon is really pissing me off today!" Exclaimed Johnny
"No worries mate, its November 9th. Go kick him" Replied Alistair
"I am allowed to!?" Asked Johnny
"Well yeah it is Kick A Dumbass Day!"
by Thy British Bias November 6, 2020
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Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.
John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.
by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017
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kick back and relax

To make one's comfortable, as in a seated or prone position, and free oneself from tension
I like going to parties, but I prefer kicking back and relaxing at home with a good book.

After a long day of yardwork, I love to kick back and relax on a lawn chair with a tall glass of lemonade.
by PucukHarum January 19, 2023
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Kick a ginger day

Gavin- Wow that Kim girl is a ginger I wish we could kick her

Everyone- Actually it’s April 11th or national kick a ginger day

Kev dawg- Let’s get her!!!
by GavinGo April 11, 2023
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Kick a Crongleous Day

October 19th, the one day where it is encouraged to kick a crongleous. Can be celebrated other days, but October 19th is the official day.
Hey forehead you crongleous guess what, it's Kick a Crongleous Day!
by Gabe Lysol October 20, 2019
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kick out at 2

The Power John Cena possesses which allows him to kick out of anything
Person 1: There is no way Cena can survive a bullet to the head
Person 2: Yes he can, he can just kick out at 2
by Cyberwrecker November 27, 2017
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