Jordan Murray

An absolute dickhead

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...

by Muthafukr February 13, 2019

jordan huff

A girl that lives in a small town east of dallas called Rockwall. she attends Rockwall high school and she is a neck breaker. every guy on the block wants to get some of jordan. she is an amazing friend. she loyal asf. she loves to go on dates. the local chick-fl-a know her order. she always gets a number 4. that's the 3 count of chicken strips. she loves cattle and has an amazing talent. she's so loving to the people she cares about. i love her with all my heart and i'm proud to say she's my future wife.<3

damn did you she jordan huff with dylan yesterday...? don't you mean her husband.

by jordan huff December 10, 2017

Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.

Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt

by Jamar1# March 7, 2023

Jordan

Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.

JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES

by mommy mentle December 7, 2022

Jordan

A boy who tends to like to be cucked in relationships. He’s a total Dom and cant help but to set himself up to be cucked each time.

Jordan: Where have you been?
Girl 1: With some of my guy friends
Girl 1: Is it okay That I can bring it over sometime??
Jordan: Sure I guess...

by Bamboolicqourice2000 July 5, 2018

Jordan

Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"

(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)

Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument

person 1- That rant was crazy

Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord

by Matilda_Squid8573 September 24, 2020

Jordan

tall scary diabolical buff black man

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”

by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022