blow john

The last blowjob your girlfriend gives you before she leaves you.

"Little did I know she was giving me a Blow John before I left for Afghanistan"

by CharlieRomeo April 11, 2017

John Edwards

The dogger of boys.

John Edwards dogged the boys.

by baldbenshapiro November 28, 2018

John Wiegman

Dirty, Gong Show, Duh, Sup.

That was so John Wiegman

by TehTrippNasty December 8, 2011

John Ceu

A serious Black nigga

Dont fuck with him he will fuck ur bitch

"You see that nigga John Ceu, yeah he fucked my bitch"

by Fuckedurmomsanusniggaaa November 23, 2021

John Powell

The most incredible composer ever who did the music for HTTYD, HTTYD 2, and HTTYD The Hidden World

Yo John Powell is the best

by ThatOneGuyInTheSewerOnReddit December 27, 2020

jack/john

A person who has the qualities of a Jack, and was given the birthname john. a jack/john has the sexiest eyes, and if you make him mad, he will destroy you verbally. he is amazingly smart and is truly the shit

OMG, he is so Jack/John

by JACKLOPEEEE May 7, 2018

John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

by Define1001 June 23, 2018