Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 April 4, 2011

McRim Job

What happens to your ass after you take a shit from eating too much McDonald's.

Because of ShaNaynay's overindulgence of chicken McNuggets, she ended up getting an aweful McRim Job later that night.

by Kllark July 4, 2012

Squid Job

A handjob that is given using the motion that a squid uses when swimming. A Squid Job is used when discretion is needed.

The other night at dinner my best friend's wife gave me a Squid Job while we were waiting to order!

by 420 PURPLE KUSH October 3, 2013

Teen job

A job is done by a teenager or highschooler for a minimum wage. Teen jobs are usually on weekends, but also occasionally on weekdays. These jobs can consist of anything between a babysitter or caddy.

I have been searching the web lately for teen jobs near me.

by HelpingGirl5 May 14, 2020

fatty job

-(n)the art of an overweight person giving oral sex by putting the male sex organ in their fat roles and massaging it as one would do when giving a hand job.

Michael ran out of lube so Mason used the grease from the leftover KFC to give him a fatty job.

by Mason Curran January 13, 2011

hover job

When you jerk or suck someone off without explicitly touching them, or are jerked or sucked off without touching them, with the intentions of humiliating the jerker offer.

Jacob's mother gave me a hover job and then I gave her an angry dragon.

by Verrukt_Pajamas August 21, 2013

Whip Job

A sexual act involving only rolling the tongue around the tip of the penis in a circular motion, as if adding whipped cream to the top of a dessert. When he begins to cum, continue the motion and allow the cum to drip down the penis like the white whipped treat.

Instead of gagging on his dick, she just gave him a whip job.

by JustTip March 16, 2021