russian cum waffle

When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.

My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.

by 2pptoulchs May 5, 2018

russian sleep experiment

people being held in a cell full of gas science dudes take gas away *timeskip* everybody's flesh is out all over 4 out of 5 prisoners survived

*during who knows when*

guy 1: my dad had been forced into the russian sleep experiment and was the only one who died...

guy 2:how?

guy 1:he ate himself and ripped his skin and flesh.

guy 2:da frick?!

by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 6, 2022

Russian War Crime

When you shove a bottle of vodka up a man's ass with his adult children cheering him on.

Putin had to cancel his state of the federation speech due to injuries sustained during his russian war crime marathon

by Nunchuck April 9, 2022

russian candy cane

fucking a girl on her period and cumming inside of her and taking out your dick and looking like a candy cane

Person 1: you on your period?
Person 2: yeah let’s make a russian candy cane!!

by child_of.g0d June 16, 2021

Russian Meat Grinder

Same as the Russian dentist but the girl has braces..

When receiving a blowjob, you cum in the girls mouth. She doesn't spit or swallow, but she proceeds to use your dick to brush her teeth with your newly deposited cum. But she has braces.

You: Dude my girl was gonna do the Russian dentist but she just got braces on. Ouch!

Friend: Yeah thats what we call the Russian Meat Grinder

by Dr. El Todd October 23, 2009

Russian elephant stomp

This happens when a man is about to "cum" the girl stomps her foot on the guys ball sack as he releases.

when you want to feel the sensation of the organs in the prostate so to intensify it you give me the russian elephant stomp.

by sodanification March 1, 2011

Russian Turkey Baster

When you cum around the girls vagina, Then you suck up the Cum, and then you spit it on her face.

Russian Turkey Baster

by milky Straws April 23, 2009