internet 

the internet is where awhole bunch of people get sucked into and very rarely return they gradually turn in to lifeless fruits

damn where'd everyone go?the internet.shit there's enough fruits in this world already

internet by janette wall July 1, 2003

internet 

a place to look at naked photographs of the opposite sex - replaces dirty magazines of the 60's and 70's while the resulting action taken in private remain identical.

ex. - "Hey man, wanna go downtown to pick up some chicks?!"
- "Nah.. I got internet."

internet by Ted January 5, 2004

internetiquette

Etiquette on the internet. How one should act whilst online.

Good internetiquette: Good show, my fellow player. Congratulations on your win.

Bad internetiquette: OMFG FUK YOU FAGGOT YOU FUKIN BITCH DAT WAS MY KILL!!!!!!1 BITCH I HOPE YOU ARE KILLED BY RAPE

internetiquette by Pratatata December 9, 2008

Internet Whore 

Someone who frequents chat rooms and blog spaces, (et al.) often and uses foul language, sexual references, brags about having sex--sex they already had, sex they're having or sex they're going to have.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.

"YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS AN OLD INTERNET WHORE WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU--STUPID! I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SEX WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND AGAIN--3RD TIME TODAY AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE."

Internet Whore by SouthernRaven April 13, 2009

Internet troll 

A brilliant, intelligent human being on the internet who has a stroke of madness in him. An internet troll's main prey is weaklings who overreact to everything or basically anyone who replies to them. They are the essentialities that keep the usually bland discussions on the internet filled with normies up and running with their stroke of art. Internet's ecosystem would collapse without trolls and this is recognized even by those that say things like "Trolls have no life" etc.

Stranger1: Dude internet trolls are disgusting

Stranger2: you know right homie these mongs have no life *says painfully remembering the time when his fragile

convictions were destroyed by an internet troll *

Internet troll by Notatroll559 March 27, 2020

internet 

Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.

internet by Anonymous May 25, 2003

internet-slang 

A kind of language which people most commonly use on internet, there are various types of internet slang including letter homophones (u r gd), punctuation (!?), capitalization (STOP!), onomatopoeic (hahaha) and emoticons (=]).

stop using internet-slang David! it will confuse you and you might start using it in real life!

internet-slang by Genesis930 October 26, 2013