Happy Ending

When using Firefox, you keep one tab open with the sexiest picture/video on the internet...to help you finish the task.
Omg I used to use 2girls1cup as my happy ending...but now it's just not good enough. I need to watch 8girlsnocup to get anywhere near finishing.
by Spongy Liver July 24, 2008
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Not happy, Jan!

What you say to someone when you want to express that they have pissed you off because they have done, or forgotten to do, something. Consequently, you feel that they are a numbnut, idiot, dumbass, blonde, stupid etc.
To the random smelly sweaty guy who doesn’t shower nor wear deodorant and sits right next to you on the train – “NOT HAPPY, JAN!”
by UnCo October 16, 2006
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happy bag

The sac bettween a males legs in which his testi's are located, when a woman touches this sac the man feels happy, hence the name happy bag
I have a very large happy bag
by hole September 23, 2003
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Happy Jack

Someone being condescendingly friendly. Someone who is a phony.
After rob gets done beating his wife and 3 little children his wife's sister calls and he answers the phone " Hey Sue, cute patootie, how ya been? Long time no see". What a happy jack!
by Mr. Wouldntuliketokno November 30, 2007
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Happy Penguin

A online gaming community that hosts servers for three different first-person shooters. It has a membership of several hundred, and multiple servers for each game. It is highly reputed due to its members' congeniality and sense of humor.
"Man, those HP guys are cool. Does Happy Penguin have any other servers?"
by Chris08 June 19, 2005
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Happy Jack

when smoking a joint put a mint breath strip on your tongue so that you can taste winter in your mouth
guy1: Dude, i totally smoked a Happy Jack
guy2: no way, how was it
guy1: it was like winter in my mouth
by The Stale Cow July 24, 2011
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Happy blower

A person who enjoys giving a blow job.
Man- "Hey girl, are you a happy blower?"
Girl- "Hell yeah"
by BrianTheMusicMan August 25, 2006
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