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the holy emo trinity religion

It's a religion made on the app amino, it has every step done to be a real religion, except the legal parts of it of course.

It has 8 deadly sins, a history and band members of, not only the emo Trinity, but other "emo" bands such as paramore as different things (like geesus( gerard way as jesus), beetan (brendon urie as satan), ryan ross the sun, pete wentz is the Lord and saviour of eyeliner and many more.

Here is the 8 deadly sins:
1. G note without warning

2. Saying ryden isnt/wasn't a thing
3. Disrespecting the holy emo trinity

4. Mention March 22 2013 unless it's March 22
5. homophobia

6. Saying frerard isnt/wasn't a thing
7. Disrespecting geesus (you shall never doubt his power)
8. Making fun of beebos forehead if it's not joke.

go to the amino app and join 'the holy emo trinity religion' amino.
Person 1: Wow have you heard about this app called amino?
Person 2: yeah the holy emo trinity religion is the best amino on there for sure.
by Lauraclara July 4, 2017
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Holy Moses Mother of Pearl

Holy Moses Mother of Pearl is something you would yell instead of swearing when your in the company of small children and the elderly and something bad has happened.
On the way home from Chuck-E-Cheese Pizza, Ryan's friend started to feel sick and to his moms surprise Ryan's friend Jesse vomited hitting her in the back of her head! With vomit running down her back she almost dropped the "F" bomb and instead shouted, "Holy Moses Mother of Pearl!" "Did you just recycle pizza in my hair?"
by Shucky Kunt August 31, 2017
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holy fuck scott the woz

is that a MOTHER FUCKING SCOTT THE WOZ REFERENCE?!
holy shit it's scott the woz
HEY ALL! SCOTT HERE
A father with his daughter and son walk up to what seems to be a man put in a glass cage with the title "Scott The Woz" as it's nametag. And surprisingly, it is. Surprised, the father says; "Holy fuck scott the woz", while having a completely neutral expression marked on his face.
by OIivers January 26, 2022
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holy crapping fuck case

an original curse word you say when you really mean something
N: Wow holy crapping fuck case, we just finished the movie, and there is no way I'm sleeping tonight!

Y: Hahahahahah nice cursing

N: Hahahaha I try to be original with my cursing
by Y: nc7r89e0w3olah January 11, 2010
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Holy Shit, a Talking Muffin

1- A surprised or sarcastic, but acknowledging, response to a statement of intelligence from a usually ill-informed or negligible source.

2- A phrase uttered when someone makes a statement that is completely unnecessary, painfully obvious, or both.

Adapted from The Muffin Joke. As seen in the example, which definition is used depends on the respondent's perspective of the original comment.
1: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin!"

2: Parent: "Halo: Reach was completely over-hyped."

Gamer Child: "Holy shit, a talking muffin."
by TwiztedMessiah September 23, 2010
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holy fuck tits

shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water
by tittie turtle taco May 16, 2018
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