I’ve got my spine

Term used to emphasize that a veteran of the Vietnam war was exposed to Agent Orange, had their spine curved, and survived.

“I’ve got my spine, I’ve got my orange crush.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

I got no more peekos

You say that when you are not lying.

Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021

Ain’t got no how watchamacallit

Ain't got no how whatchamacallit is a phrase scrawled on the side of a wall by Kurt Cobain In 1985

He later got arrested after writing it.

John: Did you hear that Cobain was arrested for drawing Ain’t got no how watchamacallit on a wall?

Fred: No I didnt, that's crazy!

by Jack Koffe June 11, 2022

I got stood up

When someone intentionally ignored you, when he/she promised to meet you, but did not show up at the appointed time. Especially on a date.

It looks like I got stood up or maybe she's just late - I'll wait another 10 minutes.

by Kurt Janoski October 28, 2022

she got stupid cake

When a girl has a phat ass

Did you see that girl she got stupid cake

by Alex cocks November 5, 2018

got stoned with two birds

The animal-friendly alternative to "killing two birds with one stone." ...who does that?

Instead of just waiting around for an hour, I got stoned with two birds and finished my biology homework.

by magnoliak January 31, 2014

i got a new cat

every emo kids excuse

person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?

by omgeep June 10, 2009