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flashy salmon

A sexual act in which the male buys a fresh salmon from a local market and extracts the Omega 3 oil from the fish using various dental tools. He then uses an eyedropper to insert the oil down his urethra so when his partner catches his meat, he/she will be enriched with refined nutrients.
Hey Jessica, are you on a diet? Swallow this flashy salmon and you'll be gettin nutrients and shit!
by Pussy M0nster August 30, 2015
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flashfront

Opposite of a flashback, aka, seeing into the future of what is to come.
Solar: I just got a flashfront about Brigg getting killed.
Ak: That's fucking stupid.
Solar: I know.
by UltimateSolar August 19, 2018
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Flashcarding

Flashcarding (Mainly Used In Hacking Terms) Is When You Test Someone On Hacking Terms. This May Be Used On Skids (Script Kiddies) Who Pretend To Know Things.
"Dude, I Just Flashcarded This Skid On What SSL Was. He Also Didn't Know What Packet-Injection Was." "What A Poser. You're Amazing For Flashcarding Him"
by ur MOM IS happy because of me December 2, 2020
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Bloodline Flashback

When someone goes through something so traumatic it gives their grandchildren flashbacks.
My grandfather was a sniper in WW2. He was such a good sniper that I, his grandson, sometimes have bloodline flashbacks about killing Germans, not because I wanted to, but because it was necessary to win the war.
by The_Angry_Dragon May 25, 2017
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fashion crush

A person (generally a celebrity) whose fashion choices one covets and attempts to emulate. This may become an obsession bordering on fanaticism.

What one feels toward the person whose wardrobe they wish they could marry.
I couldn't take my eyes off Kristen Stewart's shoes on the Oprah show today. I have a giant fashion crush on her.
by etomyb May 20, 2010
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Fashion Zombie

Zombies with pale completion looking for love in all the wrong palaces that walk through asphalt cemeteries. Wear tight jeans and spiky belts and sizers for their Zelda cuts!
I was just raped by this totally hot fashion zombie.
by Doody Grese October 18, 2010
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