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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
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Muay Thai Fight Club

When the Aesthetics are so dope , they get confused with Muay Thai
Jim: who made this picture, the aesthetics are so hard it punched me right in the face

Jun Hu: Yeah bro, that shit came straight out of the muay thai fight club
by bishwantwata August 5, 2017
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One fight day

June 26 the day to celebrate one fights birthday
Hey it’s one fight day today let’s get some birthday cosmetics on one fight!
by Lunemans September 13, 2021
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bloody knuckle fight

A type of boxing/street fighting with no padding. Both the knuckles and face bleed, so blood gets from fists to face and vice-versa. There is not an obvious winner since both persons involved are seriously injured on at least one part of their body. However, the person last conscious is usually considered the victor
X: I got in a bloody knuckle fight. My hands are all cut, one of my hands is broken, and so are three fingers on my other hand. Also I got punched in the face that gave me a black eye, and almost ko'd me.
Y: Damn, sounds brutal. You win?

X: Who knows. Both of our hands and faces were messed up and we were both punch drunk

Ex2:
X: I won a bloody knuckle fight with one hit, although that broke my hand
Y: you k.o.'d him with one hit!?
X: yeah, but my hand is shattered my hitting him in the face.
by Darksoul538635375935 December 31, 2016
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Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.
Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.
by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013
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