Facebook Buddy 

A Facebook buddy is someone whom you've added as a friend on the website Facebook and when in conversation, one will say that he or she is a friend; when in actuality, you would never trust them to open a can of beans. In addition, a Facebook buddy is someone who you would never invite to your house, and is constantly forced to make small talk with.

So Dave, you've been making friends in the company?

Yeah......sort of.

Hey...what about Jenna down the hall. you've added her on Facebook right? You guys are becoming good friends.

Yeah, I would like to think that, but she's just a Facebook buddy.

Facebook Buddy by Kyle Reed from the North March 5, 2009

Facebook reconnaissance 

The use of social networking websites like Facebook and Myspace to glean personal information about someone before passing judgement on them.

1) "That guy started bitching at me the other day about my girlfriend... I think he was doing some Facebook reconnaissance."

2) "Did he know about that project i'm working on already or was he just using Facebook reconnaissance?"

Facebook reconnaissance by Ian Keith December 20, 2008

facebook fannies

Facebook users who obsessively become fans of all kinds of ridiculous pages just for the sake of it, regularly appearing in the highlights column for their latest fan-up.

A load of Facebook fannies have again misunderstood the real reason for fanning up to a page -- to actually receive wanted updates.

facebook fannies by WhiteKnight82 June 14, 2009

Facebook Novel 

A message on facebook that is greater than 200 words and looks like it will take forever to read because the space that facebook allows is very narrow.

Writing a 700 long message in a facebook message is a facebook novel.

Facebook Novel by facebooknovelist July 15, 2009

Facebook Fad 

When somebody does something on facebook that is in essence cool but is done so frequently by so many people in such little time that it becomes redundant. Facebook Fads include notes and tag your friend pictures.

Kid 1: Hey man did you see my facebook note last night?
Kid 2: Yeah its the same one I did a week ago its such a Facebook Fad.

Facebook Fad by Elkiem September 12, 2009

Facebook Pandemic 

A Facebook Pandemic, is an epidemic of infectious postings that are spreading through the facebook populations across a large region; for instance a continent, or even worldwide.

1) Bob: D*mn, someone started another Facebook Pandemic with the posting of Bra colors.

2) Ted: Did you see the latest Facebook Pandemic?

Mike: No, what is it this time?

Ted: Everyone is posting the Urban Dictionary

definitions of their names....

Facebook Pandemic by Elroy the Great February 4, 2010

facebook botox 

when someones facebook pictures show them pulling the exact same facial expression in every single photo regardless of their mood or occasion.

look at dans pictures hes puliing the same face in evry one... ie facebook botox

facebook botox by nz_girl March 4, 2010