double vision

when your in love with two people at once, you often cannot choose who you love more, constantly perplexed on who to be with or go for.

I got double vision, I like Alexis but also like Kate

by yoblondebabee April 19, 2018

double-suited

Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.

The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

Double Striper

A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.

Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.

by taekwondogirl09 October 5, 2009

double terror

The act of being stuck on the toilet with diarrhea while simultaneously throwing up into a trash bucket.

"Boy it sucks that little Ben got stuck with a case of the double terror."

by flyguy April 19, 2004

double-duh

A verbal reaction to a statement or question that is too stupid, too obvious or too unnecessary.

joe: so we cant tell our friends we partied @ the dodgy asian karaoke lounge with simon and his whore.
han: duh!
joe: ish so much rules to follow, I really want to tell them I've done something awesome like that!
han: double-duh!

by awes0me b0t June 17, 2009

double piping

When two penises are filling a woman at the same time. Can be any combination of holes - one penis at each end, or both in the same hole.

I can't believe Jeremy and your dad gave your mom a double piping this morning! Does she have my #?

Christine was super enthusiastic for the two-for-one deal until she realized it was just an old-fashioned double piping.

by A Man123 April 26, 2014