Dirty Dong

It’s when the care taker of an old persons home farts on an especially 80 year old grandfather, while master baiting into his cum sock. And shitting into your shit drawer.

My grandfather was just dirty dong’ed

by UnclesDirtyToes November 4, 2025

Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex

"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"

by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019

DUNG DONG

A dick covered with dung after drilling her cornshoot.

Shit man, I went out with backdoor Betty last night and got a nasty case of dung dong.

by Joey Corn May 7, 2018

Gong Dong

When you use your penis as a mallet and hit a gong to make a makeshift vibrator using the vibrations of the gong.

“Man, broke my emergency vibrator.”
Bruh, gong dong

by Hampture April 19, 2021

Dong Doo Rag

A slang term for condom.

Wife:"Hey honey can I borrow some of your dong doo rags?"

Husband: "how cumm?"
Wife:"Because Im going to doink your brother, doy."

by queefmaster2000 March 21, 2011

Dong Thong

Another synonym for a European Man Thong or Banana Hammock.

Charlie Key West is traveling to a European beach for holiday.

Wanting to fit in as a local, he decided to wear a skimpy Dong Thong.

by Wagmatt January 20, 2025

Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 22, 2005