Minnesota skin disease

It’s when you shit on your S/O stomach and spread it around, they then go outside and let it freeze, then they come back inside and you peel it off with your finger nails

Gave my girl the Minnesota Skin Disease last night. She almost died of hypothermia.

by Alrfred sickle boi February 11, 2021

Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

D’Mariyon disease

An incurable disease only D’Mariyon Loyd has. Most common symptoms include: hotness, handsomeness, cuteness, and most common; SEXINESS.

P1: I think Bob has D’Mariyon disease

P2: Nah, only D’Mariyon has that.

by alegasizzz February 20, 2021

devils disease

when you haven’t had a lover in so long, you become very horny and thirsty

“yo I think Katie has devils disease she was all over Liam”
“I’m not surprised she’s been single for ages”

by Coolgal12345 February 22, 2021

Bad Bitch Disease

-When a female is so Beautiful, intelligent, and confidence, she gives off bad bitch vibes.

-Away you can tell a female has Bad Bitch Disease is if you captivated by her existence.

How you know your effected by bad bitch disease are:

1. Uneasy feeling in lower Aldine

2. Wanting to talk to her
3. Ready to lock down a relationship with her

4. Ready to be her ride or die

-Damn, she has Bad Bitch Disease

Person 1-You heard about that nigga James, niggas Simpson and shit

Person 2-Yea there said she had Bad Bitch Disease

by Bitch232 March 29, 2021

TinkerBell Disease

Being diagnosed with a disease, but not wanting anyone to know what it is.

For example, TinkerBell needed love and support so she could fight for her light to shine. People battling illnesses need this support as well, but do not always have to say what they have. TinkerBell Disease is an alias for an illness.

by NamasteLatte April 3, 2021

Chuy Disease

French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.

You'll absolutly love to catch it!

Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Don't worry, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!

by Tand33 April 7, 2021