Axel butthole disease

Happens every National Axel Chavez Butthole day when a short stunt Mexican who weights 60 tons butthole gets extra tight to the point where not even any air gets through
“Richie: hey Axel it’s national Axel Chavez butthole day!”
“Axel: I can’t it’s too tight because of Axel butthole disease.”
“Richie: I don’t care spread them cheeks.”
by SkibiditolietRizz April 25, 2024
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Hot girl disease

When you text a girl and she texts you with a ,” can I wear your hoodie.” And you just sit there going should I let her wear it. Then she hits you with a ,” can you do what I say.” Your heart is 50/50 because you don’t know if she is bein controlling or being nice. She passes this disease down from girl to girl and the only way to stop it is by getting a bf. If you see a girl with hot girl disease and if you ain’t her boyfriend your pants will be wet for reasons only guys know if
by XDXDXDXD ROARRR January 01, 2019
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Chronic Alexorn Disease

When your last name is Alexander, and you refuse to listen to facts.
It's no use trying to steer him in the right direction, he has Chronic Alexorn Disease.
by Non-Alexanders December 08, 2021
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Schlong Disease

An STD only transmitted by the inclusion of perverted ideas into the intimacy that is the human reproductive process.
“Bro did you hear about Jay? He had severe schlong disease from that orgy a while back.”
by Mr. Tiny Meat March 24, 2020
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diseasive

The calorie content of those Chicken Littles was very diseasive.
by Diseasive November 17, 2014
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Action Movie Disease

The phenomena in which the dialogue in action movies is much too quiet, while the action scenes are far too loud; forcing the viewer to constantly increase and decrease the volume.
I love John Wick but I hate how I constantly have to increase the volume while people are talking and decrease the volume during action scenes. This is a typical case Action Movie Disease.
by Gwynnyyy January 06, 2024
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Alzdriver's disease

Old-timers so befuddled while driving they forget where they're going and where they came from. Usually go 10 miles per hour below speed limit looking for familiar surroundings which they wouldn't recognize anyway.
Why is that old fart driving so frickin' slow? Yep, Alzdriver's disease.
by Wordclown January 03, 2014
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