Monke Disease

Symptoms: monke

Man1: Monke sounds
Man2: What?
Man3: Don't speak to him, he has monke disease.
Man2: Oh ok

by aminofficial February 13, 2021

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

Sensitivity, Abscesses, And Blinking Causes Sexually Transmitted Infections And Diseases

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

White Man In The Room Disease

when a White man who is part of a larger group which includes minorities and/or women, feels that he must share “his” (often unsolicited, typically incorrect) knowledge and/or experience as it pertains to a discussion not involving him.

Bill is married to a Karen, he suffers from White Man In The Room Disease. He feels that he should be the authority on a particular subject in the group, simply because he’s White.

by smellsterriblygood September 11, 2022

DisEASE

Ease in disease, when your sickness is going down and your sickness seems to be going away.

Todd: Hey is Sarah still have that sad disease?
John: Yeah she's getting the EASE in the Disease.

by Dark storker March 11, 2017

Chuy Disease

French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.

You'll absolutly love to catch it!

Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Don't worry, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!

by Tand33 April 7, 2021

friggidus disease

disease, more common in women, where the nipples are constantly itchy

iris is always scratching at her boobs... i bet she has friggidus.

by whip it! December 6, 2004

Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag November 21, 2011