dream disease

A disease in which someone spends too much time talking about or watching Dream that they start turning green and sing mask in their sleep.
Person 1: hey baka! You look awfully green today
Person 2: I know, I think I have d- d- d- d- DREAM DISEASE!
by H A P P Y face February 03, 2022
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A case of one or many people at once suffering from blindness for a night but have no recollection of said blindness. Often times, memories are suppressed and replaced with images that could never in a million years be true.
Babe, why did you send a nude to my best friend last night?

I didn't babe, you're just suffering from Universal Nocturnal Blindness Disease.
by Catlover145 June 24, 2017
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Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code
Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious
by Pimpdaddy696967 July 30, 2013
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Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance
Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease
by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021
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give head disease

you have to give someone head in the next hour or your gonna die
I think I might have give head disease
by milflover69699696 July 05, 2021
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Spicy butthole disease

When you consume spicy foods and you feel like it's not gonna come out good later.
I'm gonna have spicy butthole disease later.

Or

I have spicy butthole disease.
by ghostlypeachess February 13, 2020
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Clairvoyant disease

When you over think something so much that you go into the situation with the mindset that something bad will happen, and then it does because you’ve gone in with that mindset.
For example going to a job interview they you’re nervous about and overthink it and think it will go wrong so it happens because you’ve gone in with that mindset so you’ve predicted it, hence clairvoyant disease
by Benjenno April 18, 2024
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