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Golden Clown Penis

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.
Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.
by isabelyarg January 28, 2008
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circus of farting clowns

A euphemism verging on simile to denote that a formal committee or group of people, often in positions of leadership, is so inept that it’s comical.
Unfortunately, working for the State provided me with an opportunity to fully understand that a completely clueless circus of farting clowns were occupying key leadership roles up in Sacramento.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023
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clown factory reject

the ultimate insult...basically telling someone they are so dumb, that they have been rejected by a clown factory...i mean come on! who gets rejected by a clown factory???!!!
you stupid clown factory reject

your not cool, therefore you are a clown factory reject
by therealchaka April 19, 2011
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clown question, bro

The standard and best retort to a clown question.
Toronto TV Reporter to Bryce Harper (a 19-year-old Major League Baseball rooking phenom whose Mormon religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and, moreover, whose age makes it illegal to drink in the United States): "You got a favorite beer?"

Bryce Harper: "I'm not answering that. That's a clown question, bro."

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A reporter to First Lady Mary Todd Lincoln (immediately after her husband -- President Abraham Lincoln -- was murdered by an assassin's bullet during the performance of a play at which Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were in attendance): "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?"

Mrs. Lincoln: "That's a clown question, bro. Get outta here with that shit."
by speakonit December 17, 2012
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ass clown

An ass clown is one who does such foolish things as to deserve death in return.
Arjun is an ass clown because he enjoys stabbing his own hand.
by Mungerdom July 30, 2004
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Sad Clowning

Where a man shoots his cum on a girls (or guys) face around their mouth to make it look like a frowny face, then throws assorted clown things at them and runs away as fast as he can, preferably naked.
"Oh god the other day my new boyfriend asked me to try 'Sad Clowning', and he jizzed on my face, then threw clown stuff at me! Where did he even get that stuff???"
by theoneandonlyRD September 26, 2012
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Sewer Clown

An incel that is as hideous as Pennywise, but only goes after perfect 10s.
Frank's got a face for radio, but it doesn't stop him from going after the most attractive women in the room. He's a sewer clown, 100%.
by 806toATX May 15, 2020
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