An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael May 11, 2011
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(two men talking to each other at a banquet)
"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"
"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.
"Dude, do you know how much deli food that chick at my table is eating?"
"Veronica? Yeah, she's a closet dill popper. She says that she will only eat one course because she is on a 'diet', but she makes that one course 3x bigger than everyone else's.
by Cupcake4U May 15, 2011
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Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."
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Get the closet picker mug.When two people partake in the act to play house and get naked and get in the closet and act like they are taking a shower. Lesbians may try to talk you into this.
by Ford Davis November 26, 2011
Get the Closet shower mug.Any person who is in the process of becoming a bro by completing bro trials or other equal feats to achieve the title of "bro". I.e, someone who wants to be a bro but is incapable at the moment. These people might be:
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
1. Nerds
2. Girls
3. People over the age of 27
Bro 1: Bro, that nerd is starting to bulk up.
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
Bro 2: Yeah man, I think I saw him at the gym the other. With out his books!
Bro 1: Dude, he's totes a closet bromosexual.
Bro 1: Dude my friend Emily is totes one of the guys, she even hooked me up with her hot friend!
Bro 2: Nice bro, that's one of the biggest bro trials to complete. She is such a closet bromosexual!
by AkRaptorJesus November 27, 2011
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