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Chinese bullet train

An act of sex which often incurs two large breasted Asian women punching each testicle as one does with a speedbag in boxing
Bob: Hey Jim! I heard the Chinese Bullet Train you had last night was a wild time

Jim: Yeah for sure
by Brontar April 18, 2023
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Chinese Jork Torture

When you are captured by an insurgent and they jork your shit with alcohol till it peels and then keep going till it bleeds.
"My boy Terry got Chinese Jork Tortured by his Ex, his meat was raw gang 😭😭"
by Lil Jork March 3, 2025
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Chinese Typewriter

Its where you power-stroke, but just with the first 3 inches.
John "Hey did you hook up with that girl last night?"
Will "Yea. I showed her my chinese typewriter."
by freddywop June 28, 2023
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Chinese throat trap

The act of placing a soft penis into another persons mouth and then becoming erect, forcing the penis down the throat, and trapping the throat shut.

Named the throat trap because it goes in the throat easy but will not come out easily.
Kerry let me do the Chinese Throat Trap with her last night! I can’t wait to do it again.
by ThroatStuffer12355 July 26, 2025
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chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018
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Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024
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Chinese Fightin Socks

Low cut running socks, sometimes called ped socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone.
This dude just tried me so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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