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he's always chairing a rock
by morting March 17, 2025
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Chairo Kami

Have you seen Chairo's bob? You'll recognize it at first glace because of how fuckass it is. If you can't find it, she might have to order a new one using code Zipster!
Local: "Chairo, your bob is looking extra snatched and slayed the boots down Houston i'm deceased today!"
Chairo Kami: "Thank you Icon remember to stream Sour"
by kattystarlitt April 6, 2025
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Chairing

A chairing is when a girl sits on a mans face for sexual pleasure.
Hey babe can you give me a good chairing tonight
by ExternalScreams May 7, 2025
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Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance
He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards
by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025
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Chairing

The act of sharing a single seated chair with another person by having them sit on your lap.
Barry: There’s no more seats on the plane?

Jake: Don’t worry dude, did you ever hear that chairing is caring?
Barry: Jake, we know you’re gay, just say it you lousy fuck.
Jake: So you wont take a seat?
Barry: I never said no.
by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025
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Chair Thrower

An individual who, while confined in a school classroom, makes the decision to toss every large object he can get his hands on out the second story window. With no concern to those walking below.
Hey remember that time chair thrower threw a chair out the window, almost sliming some dude out?
by ToxicBuhs November 3, 2025
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Chaired Custody

When any Soviet Russians or a poor couple only have one comfortable chair and must take turns not having to stand.
My back hurts from gaming on a bucket ever since my office chair broke. I've been entangled in chaired custody with my wife for two weeks.
by JrHoodRat November 15, 2025
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