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part time christian

Church goer who only attends services once or twice a year (usually at Christmas and/or Easter).
At midnight mass, I couldn't find a parking spot or a seat in church because of all the part time christians.
by dfell December 10, 2008
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Novi Christian Academy

Ohhhhh boy where do I start with this monstrosity
Person 1: "I got a detention for going with my friend in the elevator"
Person 2: "I feel bad. What school does this?"
Person 1: "Novi Christian Academy"
by ChadTurtleKid587 October 18, 2021
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Annandale Christian College

A stupid shit hole, that uses this website to, "professionally" define words.

* Someone from the school, send this to Mr. Jones... see how he likes his school being defined on the website he insits on using...
That school is such an Annandale Christian College.
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Christian girl Christmas

Like #nonutnovember this is a holiday were this time girls cant master-bait. No vibrator, no finger no dildo no nothing. In the month of December you must be a cleansed christian girl.
Boy: Dang girl bend over for me
Girl: No you creep, its christian girl Christmas
by YBN Triple T December 4, 2019
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Christian Girl Hours

1. Hours of the day a usual white rich girl stays up; 6:30 AM to 9:30 PM (unless she has prayer circle or talking to her sugar daddy)
Me: You want to go to a movie?
Her: No it’s past my Christian Girl Hours!
by @fuckyoubitch June 21, 2020
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christian mosh pit

When the people standing in the pews are swaying to the music so much that they repeatedly bump the person next to them. Generally it's the hips that make the contact. pew church mosh pit
The people who were standing in the pews were feeling the music so much that they closed their eyes, and started swaying to the music. They forgot that when they do this, their hips bump against that of the people's next to them.
It had turned into a Christian Mosh Pit.
by Gymnastics2112! April 26, 2014
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