jail candy 

When an adult finds a minor sexually attractive and/or some times have a relationship which could land the other person in jail for. Most common examples are between teens who are not legally who have sex and adults.

guy 1: Have you seen guy 3's sister she is one sexy piece of ass.
guy 2: Dude she is total jail candy.
guy 1: I thought she was legal already!
guy 2: Nah man she's 16....

jail candy by crazycrazyfeeling April 14, 2008

Razor Candy 

Hard candy that when you bit it it breaks off into thin, sharp pieces that cut your mouth like an emo kid cuts there wrist.

John: OW... my tong is bleeding.
Dave: Got some razor candy there?
Dave: Hehe emo kid!
John: Dave, your a dick

Razor Candy by candy razor blade August 26, 2009

Candy Whore 

Women who like to sell candy instead of sex...

"We're Candy Whores by trade, m'dear..."

Candy Whore by Oniwitch January 20, 2004

candy 

noun - usually, a quater or half ounce of sticky, high quality weed that will provide a very very fun time.

-"do you wanna get candy this weekend?"

candy by Chris McGrath December 10, 2006

Cotton Candy

When a girl has a blue waffle and a pink sock at the same time.

ewww cotton candy!

Cotton Candy by COTTON CANDY BITCHES November 13, 2011

ear candy 

Candy you eat through your ears, although it hurts, and defans you, it tastes REEL gewd.

Ibrahim: Ali, Eat This Candy
Ali: How?
Ibrahim: Stick It in your Ear
Ali:...OWW
Ibrahim: HAHAHA!
Ali: I cant Hear You...
*Suddenly everyone comes and starts laughing for no reason, just like in scooby-doo, which reminds me, I HATE scooby doo*




Imran: Thats Wasnt Funny At All.

ear candy by Baasir May 4, 2005

candy cakes 

Faux cakes made with candy bars.

Candy cakes are a great alternative to a normal cake for any special occasion.

candy cakes by Ed Brondo January 28, 2009