pernicious camel toe

1.anatomical feature in some females of the human species whereby their genitals overhang the boundaries of their clothing, causing damage to the crotch region of their pants.

2. camel toe} so obnoxiouly obvious that you can't help to stare (see Lady Gaga})

If it weren't for her pernicious camel toe, she wouldn't have to buy new jeans every 3 months.

by El on Wheels April 5, 2010

Reversed camel tail

Its when a fat womans pussy is so protruding it creates a camel tail between her butt cheeks.

oh god her reversed camel tail is staring at me again.

by awbz tha villain September 29, 2011

Fire Camel

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

by flamingcamel January 12, 2012

Northside Cameltoe

When bosom overfloweth from demi-cup bras, creating a cleavage akin to a yoga-pant-induced vulvular crevice in the center of the female chest

Girl, I've gotten so fat I'm sporting a Northside Cameltoe.

by johnnyjr May 24, 2014

Davidoff Camellia

When a male is receiving fellatio and he cannot hold back the climax. He spreads his seed and it replicates the blossoming of a Camellia flower. The recipient is usually unaware of the happenings and is normally pleased that the seeds have been soiled into the beds of her skin.

Dave: Amy this is so nice

Amy: yum glug glug mmmm

Dave: Im gonna cum

Amy: ah it feels so nice and warm

Dave: wow it looks like a flower

Amy: you gave me a Davidoff Camellia aha my skin is refreshed

by flowerdave January 25, 2014

pouncing camel

A pouncing Camel is when an extreamly horny camel visioulsy attacked a croud of people then begins to lick the dingleberrys of its victims

dude I was walking down the street when I saw a pouncing camel.

Your mom told me I was like a pouncing camel

by Flying monkey tits February 6, 2014

faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014