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California Omelette

The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
Tonya thinks she got away stealing my mans! Ima show that ho! Ima give her a California Omelette.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
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california rizz

Rizz sustained by exceptional prowess, or a cover of the songCalifornia love” by 2pac
Person 1: “watchu know about that California Rizz”
Person 2: “California Rizz!”
by huckhillstom May 1, 2023
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PennWest California, Pennsylvania

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
by Penguins Fan 4 Life November 2, 2023
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California sundreaming

A longing for California.

A depression from being away from it, or a longing to visit or live there.
Person a: why's Caroline crying?

Person b: she's California sundreaming again.
by Rainydear August 29, 2017
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California Affect

When Californians move to a city en masse and turn it into the next L.A.
My parents and all their friends are moving to Boise, because Idaho is like so L.A. (California Affect)
by Idaho208 December 3, 2021
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California Fire Hydrant

Phrase used to refer to something that is broken / doesn't work as its intended.
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025
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California

State where child porn is illegal, but art or animations of it is legal.
Hey, move here to California! We got... Legal CP art? Uh...
by ControlledLust April 21, 2023
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