Karmazov's Law

The inverse relationship of the real state of an interpersonal relationship proportional to the projected state of said relationship on social media; named after redditor j_karmazov who studied the phenomena.

A: "I feel so sorry for Brad; he's been so miserable after marrying Stacy."
B: "I know, right. But they seem so happy in all of her Instagram photos?"
A: "That's just for appearances, I guess. Karmazov's Law, and all that."

by ImaginaryGabe January 7, 2021

Barney's Law

'Where there is a potential for griefing you will usually find a griefer' - Barney Bee
'Stuff of Socrates' - Twitch Streamer Asmongold

Law of the Internet.

Player A: 'He burnt down my house!'
Player B: 'Well what do you know.. that's Barney's Law!'

by Dank Meme Lover March 15, 2022

Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021

roytheboy's law

ban kneesgrow

please ban kneesgrow mods, he is being a nuisance according to roytheboy's law

by dickmichigan May 3, 2021

Law of assumption

The law of assumption is a philosophy proposed by Neville Goddard. Goddard maintained that what we assume to be true, we call into our reality. The law of assumption uses imagination as the catalyst for realizing our dreams and aspirations. It says that what we can imagine, we can create.

Law of assumption : affirm u have/are/do ur desire + persist = manifest in ur 3D reality.

by anonymous July 30, 2023

1C1R-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.

My 1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

stepcousin-in-law

1- Stepcousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepcousin.
3- Step-first-cousin-in-law.

My stepcousin-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021