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air biscuit

when someone breaks wind and catches it then releases it into someones face
by Anonymous January 31, 2003
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wind biscuit

When you fart and it sounds like a wisp of air.
Dave let fly a little wind biscuit.
by Joe Z January 10, 2007
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biscuits

1. darn it, fuck it, fuck, shit, oh damn
2. random doodling on lined paper when a certain techie vice-president of a certain start-up is supposed to be coding
1. "I just lost 1000 lines of code! Biscuits."
2. "...biscUIts Biscuits biscuits BISCUITS bIsCuItS BIScuits biscuTS...."
by May H. March 14, 2005
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Crack Biscuits

A slang name for Ritz biscuits as they are hugely addictive. Once you've started eating them, it's impossible to stop.
Helen has been dieting forever and never eats anything. Sometimes it's fun to offer her crack biscuits because once she's eaten one, she'll have to finish the whole pack.

Then she won't eat for two weeks and go running every day.
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workin' the biscuit

Doing everything you can to get things right with your partner so as to get laid that night.
Did you see Bob? He was really workin' the biscuit with Renee tonight.
by p.j.g. January 19, 2008
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air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.
Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??
by bagelbailey June 6, 2009
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air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.
1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE
by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006
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